Part-time, Universal, Clusterf#*k

Big Bertha

Many successful people supposedly welcome their day by offering up a positive mantra as soon as they wake up, such as ‘I am more than capable.” Or “Everything is possible for me.” Or “Today is my newest masterpiece.”

And, as far as I'm concerned, those people can go suck it. And just so you know, every morning this week I've opened my eyes and muttered - decidedly un-positively - “Oh FFS, what now?”