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Never put a rodent on a Lazy Susan.
I have something I need to get off my chest this week: Lemmings are angry wee jerks. Yes, lemmings. Oh, and I know what you're thinking, “Surely, Lynn…
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Lynn Ferguson
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A Cautionary Tale
I’m not going to lie. This week it was difficult to write a note. I’m not quite myself, and I don’t feel like talking. Unfortunately, though, I know…
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Lynn Ferguson
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Independently Yours
Mark has a joke he’s told the kids so often, that they groan when he starts the first sentence. It goes: A foreign hiker is up on the top of a hill, and…
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Lynn Ferguson
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Footering about.
Ooof, well I don’t know about you, but I feel like my head is full of marshmallow this week. Yesterday was the 4th of July over here and some people (or…
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Lynn Ferguson

June 2024

The Mystifying Allure of The Root Canal.
When I first met Mark, I told him I was a dentist. I am not a dentist. I’ve never been a dentist. I’d go as far as to say that I’ve never been remotely…
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Collared
I remember Mark and I chatting - or rather yelling - with a neighbor a few years ago. Through a mask, a garden wall, and from a regulated safe distance…
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Un sound advice
I love a speech impediment. I find it adorable. I had a lisp when I was a kid, and I remember quite enjoying it. Me just saying the word ‘sausages’ at…
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Part-time, Universal, Clusterf#*k
Many successful people welcome their day by offering up a positive mantra such as ‘I am more than capable.” Or “Everything is possible for me.”And, as…
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Lynn Ferguson
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By The Book
I had one of those mornings this week when I had to be up ridiculously early. By early I mean the space between night and morning - where it’s no longer…
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Lynn Ferguson
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May 2024

General Jiggery Pokery
Hello there, luvs
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Lynn Ferguson
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Don't go too fast
Long long ago and yet not long at all, I was walking Fergus to preschool in London. Ferg, sitting in his buggy, was happily singing all that he could…
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Why the chicken crossed the road
Here's a fact, you may or may not know: Chickens are not big-picture thinkers. They think only in the here and now.
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