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Sale Away
Nobody needs a Chiminea
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Lynn Ferguson
Flying the Coop.
The book is available now.
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NumberTime
I'm not good with numbers. They mess with your head. Like time.
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Brick. Paper. Scissors.
In our old house, there was a weird little wall right next to the refrigerator in the kitchen. It had dates and names and heights written on it. We…
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Lynn Ferguson
A Serenity Garden FFS
I live in a house in Van Nuys with three boys, one dog, nine chickens, and 40,000 bees, so even the idea of being “nestled amidst the calm” of anything…
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Lynn Ferguson
October 2023
What if your Inner Voice is a jerk?
Years ago when I was in my early 20s and dinosaurs roamed the earth, I had surgery on my throat. Afterwards I was instructed, in no uncertain terms, to…
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A wig, a projector, a kite, a panda and a robot.
Every year on October 23rd, we have a little party. Just the four of us with a cake and maybe a bit of pizza. We celebrate life and we contemplate…
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Nature
Mark and I have been trying to work out why Arthur has been so over-exuberant of late. For a 7 year old dog, he’s behaving much more like a puppy. He’s…
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Say what you Meme
Sometimes when I read inspirational quotes on social media, I want to punch the writer in the face. I know that’s hypocritical because I periodically…
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Adulting.
I’m back in LA this week and that means it’s time to be up to date with all things medical. It’s an American thing - the way the health system is over…
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September 2023
Back To Basics
Plus two cans of gin and tonic and a gluten-free pork pie.
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The Right Place
I can't believe I'm writing this but I suspect I may be allergic to Irn Bru. If you don't know what Irn Bru is, it's a bright orange magical pick-me-up…
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