Archive - Notes From The Valley

March 2025

Now, I do not wish to boast, but before too long, I will be back to full-on jazz hands capability.Not that I am an enormous fan of jazz hands - I feel…

Mar 30 •

One of the only - or perhaps THE only -brilliant thing about having a broken wrist is that it completely legitimizes ‘cant be arsed-ness’ Because, you…

Mar 23 •

Checks and Balances

There's an Opossum living in our backyard. We've named him, Gus.

Mar 16 •

Pain in the Ar...ehm

So here’s a thing about me.I don’t do painkillers. This has less to do with virtue, and more to do with nosiness. If I have pain, I want to know why.

Mar 9 •

I am impatient.I am impatient. I learned that this week. Although considering how impatient I am, you’d think I'd have learned that ages ago.

Mar 2 •

February 2025

The explicit danger of light dusting

This may be the most random Note I've written, and if you've been reading these Notes for a while, you'll know that’s a bit of an achievement as my…

Feb 23 •

The first house I ever remember living in was tall and thin. On the ground floor, there was a kitchen, a bathroom, and the coal boiler.

Feb 16 •

It has been quiet here in Tweddley Manor this week. Unusually quiet.

Feb 9 •

My Big Flappy Ears.

The Mystery Solved

Feb 2 •

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